What I taught people

• The gym is for judging people and writing new blogs!
• Snowboarding is better than whatever you are doing right now
• Two weeks vacation time is not nearly enough
• Chipotle
• Gradients and drop shadows make any design 10 times better
• People are obnoxious
• The Cactus Moon on a Wednesday night is far more entertaining than anything on TV
• Breakfast is not as important as everyone thinks it is
• Watch out for creepers
• Indian Food
• Sex and the City is full of useful information
• Hypothetical feelings are just as useful as real ones
• Twitter is the future of everything
• Matt Nathanson rocks my socks
• Sushi
• Having a heart is for suckers